We could clear a lot of the ambiguity plaguing American life up by simply amending the Bill of Rights thusly: “The Bible is objective journalism.”
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The Pit’s Boston Metro Desk Chief Deborah A. Levinson reporting:

As far as I can tell, this is not a hoax. Among the wonderful tidbits on this site is this excerpt from a press release: “We’re not talking about so-called ‘reality TV,’ which places real people in unrealistic situations and throws in a bizarre twist at the end. At the Creation Museum special effects theater, you’ll see true stories from the Bible, not embellished with unrealistic subplots. And the unusual twist (compared to many other ‘biblically based’ movies) is accuracy — both biblical and scientific!”

They are even putting up dinosaur statues near the front entrance, since dinosaurs were created on the sixth day, like Adam and Eve. And they’ll have fossils. How they will be able to explain away carbon-dating is beyond me.

Read the Cincy Enquirer story.