As a follow-on to my earlier missive about the sanctity of unconceived human life, I have taken what I believe is a critical step in helping our nation’s leaders see potential children as real people and not just faceless numbers.

I have spent the last few days naming my sperm (or at least beginning to – there are apparently quite a lot of the little nippers). The sites below contain the names of some of my unconceived offspring, and if I am murdered I hope that the killer will be charged with their deaths as well as mine.

http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babynames.cgi
http://www.babycenter.com/babyname/names60.html
http://www.namenerds.com/scottish/
http://www.namenerds.com/scottish/scotsguy.html
http://www.namenerds.com/scottish/scotschick.html
http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/ita.html
http://www.babynameworld.com/italian.asp