Daily Brushback: Sen. Clinton announces candidacy for GOP presidential nomination

Today’s question is for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, (D-NY):

LP: Sen. Clinton, despite the red herrings and artificial distractions of faux issues like our endless quagmire in Iraq, Karl Rove’s treasonous betrayal of the American intelligence community, the recent terrorist bombings in London, a spiraling Federal deficit, the prospect of the neo-Puritan Right getting to appoint two justices to the Supreme Court, and North Korea’s drive to develop nuclear weaponry, you have somehow understood that what really threatens America’s status as a world leader is a hacked-in sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This leads us to a three-part question. First, to what do you attribute you unerring insight into what’s genuinely eating away the soul of American culture? Second, when can we expect you to introduce a Constitutional amendment calling for a ban on gay marriage and the female-superior position? And finally, if you do not secure the Republican nomination in 2008, would you consider serving as a vice presidential candidate on a ticket headed by either Sen. Frist or Sen. Santorum?

6 comments

  • i know!! i was going to post about this in my journal today. hilary! puh-lease! this is *worse* than the baseball investigations. at least baseball is a national past time and steroids are proven to have make people crazy. extra scenes created by hackers for grand theft auto is just too slippery or ridiculous to investigate. arghargharghargh.

  • i know!! i was going to post about this in my journal today. hilary! puh-lease! this is *worse* than the baseball investigations. at least baseball is a national past time and steroids are proven to have make people crazy. extra scenes created by hackers for grand theft auto is just too slippery or ridiculous to investigate. arghargharghargh.

  • You couldn’t have put this any better.

  • You couldn’t have put this any better.

  • Sex in the Game
    As a “proud” parent of a 12-year-old, who asked for permission to purchase Grand Theft Auto, I really don’t feel much outrage because of the planted sex scene. First of all, my kid is not allowed to play “Mature” games – we’re still easing into the “Teen” category, on a game-by-game basis. I am well aware that he did play the game at the neighbors’ before asking to own it… Fortunately, I have good friends who warned me about the game.
    When I look at most of the “Teen” games, what strikes me is that there is a lot of violence (I know… broken record) and foul language; nevertheless, I know that my child is capable of handling it without the risk of becoming a copy of any weird game character and would never utter those words in any adult’s presence.

  • Sex in the Game
    As a “proud” parent of a 12-year-old, who asked for permission to purchase Grand Theft Auto, I really don’t feel much outrage because of the planted sex scene. First of all, my kid is not allowed to play “Mature” games – we’re still easing into the “Teen” category, on a game-by-game basis. I am well aware that he did play the game at the neighbors’ before asking to own it… Fortunately, I have good friends who warned me about the game.
    When I look at most of the “Teen” games, what strikes me is that there is a lot of violence (I know… broken record) and foul language; nevertheless, I know that my child is capable of handling it without the risk of becoming a copy of any weird game character and would never utter those words in any adult’s presence.

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