Nobody in America – nobody – wants to spend Saturday afternoon watching a relegation derby in feckin’ January.

When West Brom and Sunderland are playing to get into Europe instead of playing to stay out of the Championship flight, get back to me. Until then, please, something a bit more, I don’t know, relevant? Like old Chelsea training footage or something?

Thank you. And now we return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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