I broke the news way back in 2012 that “Donald Trump” is actually Andy Kaufman, and I wrote about the hoax a few more times between then and 2020.

Maybe people will believe me now. Look at that list of nominees:

• Secretary of State: Marco Rubio (easily the most qualified candidate so far)
• Department of Homeland Security: Kristi Noem
• Secretary of Defense: Some guy from FOX News
• Department of “Government Efficiency”: Elon Musk (who trimmed 75% of the inefficiency value from Twitter when he bought it) and conspiracy theorist Vivek Ramaswamy
• Attorney General: Matt Gaetz

• ‘Border Czar’: Krampus
• Stellvertretender Stabschef für Politik: Stephen Miller
• Environmental Protection Agency Administrator: Hedorah
• Ambassador to Israel: Mike Huckabee, who will probably get on quite well with their genocidal government

Folks, this ain’t politics. This is performance art.

Enjoy the show.