In a stunning upset, my wife Angela soundly thrashed George W. Bush in the third and final presidential debate Wednesday night. This conclusion is based on my assessment of her arguments as compared to the four or five seconds of each Bush answer that I actually heard.

This concept is inspired by a weird-ass dream I had last night. The dream, I can only suppose, was inspired by something I ate. 16 contestants vie for a chance to become a real-live trucker. The show, called “Smokey and the Donald,” presents the contestants with a new transportation task each week (smuggling Mexican hookers across the border for the

Okay, jentifred wants to play. Name a CD you own that no-one else on your friends list does. Nena – the German greatest hits release Name a book you own that no-one else on your friends list does. The Science of Hitting by Ted Williams Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that no-one else on your friends list does.

Federal Investigation Shows ABC News Nuclear Smuggling Test Exposed Homeland Security Flaws

Gov. Jeb Bush, in his best Monty Burns rasp: “Excellent, Smithers…” __________________________________________ Computer Crash Forces Pre-Election Test of Electronic Voting Machines in Florida to Be Postponed WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. Oct. 14, 2004 — A computer crash that forced a pre-election test of electronic voting machines to be postponed was trumpeted by critics as proof of the balloting technology’s unreliability.

Me and Mr. Brain couldn’t possibly agree more than we do on this one.

U.S.Businesses File Four Times More Lawsuits Than Private Citizens And Are Sanctioned Much More Often for Frivolous Suits –But Corporate America and Political Allies Bush and Cheney Campaign to Limit Citizens’ Rights to Sue WASHINGTON, D.C. – American businesses file four times as many lawsuits as do individuals represented by trial attorneys, and they are penalized by judges much more

When eating greens in the South, it’s important that you be able to tell the difference between fatback and ratback.

…from Andrew Gold to Brian Wilson. I must have this record.

Oh, I can’t WAIT to see this one play out. This is going to be the bureaucratic version of strapping 14 rabid cats to your naked body and stepping into a scalding shower. greg stene, ph.d. wrote: Regulating internet activities in terms of campaigns. > Bad trip.

You can’t win if you don’t play, huh? Story

I got 8 out of 10 right. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tests/hoaxphototest4.html

That’s how many insurgent kills, again?

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Democrats expose Rep. Sessions’ college streaking stunt How the hell am I supposed to get to sleep with that image in my head? (I’m not sure if I should thank her, exactly, but Cat White tipped me on this one…)