FOX nixes Mickey Rooney’s butt
Well, God Bless FOX for this, at least. If I were to accidentally see Mickey Rooney’s shriveled 163 year-old ass I might have to sue somebody.
Of course, the way that last sentence is worded, it suggests that somebody might see Mickey Rooney’s ass intentionally, and that can’t be right, either….
lullaby pit 
Evidently the only asses allowed to be bared, if you leave it to TV, are the general public, and only long enough to put their heads and/or a stick up there.
Don’t we have more important things to worry about than Mickey Rooney’s ass?
I can think of very few things that pose a greater danger to the common good than Mickey Rooney’s ass on my TV. Jesus, it took me two years to get over that flash of Dennis Franz’s ass on NYPD Blue….
Perhaps it’s more lawsuit avoidance.
“Um, yeah, I saw Mickey Rooney’s shriveled ass on my television set, and so did my kids, and I threw up. I demand $2.5 million.”