Darwinism in Georgia

See, I don’t know what these two morons were thinking. Last words: “Hey, Bubba, why don’t we go see can we find some heat-packin’, snuff-dippin’ white trash to rob?”

When two men walked into a popular country store outside Atlanta, announced a holdup and fired a shot, owners Bobby and Gloria Doster never hesitated. The pair pulled out their own pistols and opened fire.

The armed suspect and his partner were killed. The Dosters won’t be charged, according to local officials, because they were acting in self-defense.

“I just started shooting,” said Gloria Doster, 56. “I was trying to blow his brains out is what I was trying to do.”

I grew up in a heavily armed part of the South. Places like this you just assume that the folks inside are armed, accurate, and praying to Jesus for an excuse to shoot something.

The CNN story doesn’t identify the perps, so it’s possible they were Yankees, and may not have know’d any better….

Story…

3 comments

  • yep, that’s fucking beautiful. as much as i don’t like to see the store owners rewarded for their itchy trigger fingers, i can’t say i blame them.
    and on my coast, the news is of a man who planned to commit suicide by driving his SUV onto some commuter train tracks. he ultimately changed his mind and walked away from the vehicle. when the train hit the SUV, 10 passengers were killed and over 100 injured.
    that’s the problem with California. at least in Georgia, darwinism still seems to work. out here, stupidity kills … it just doesn’t aim very well. and i don’t mean to make light of the situation, but you’ve gotta think that if the guy had almost enough reason to kill himself before this morning, he’s certainly got all he needs now.

  • Maybe we should hand the Cali train-wrecker over to the Georgia idiot-shooters?

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