NFL All-Time All-Punk Team?

Hmmm. Biggest punks in NFL history. Help me out here. I have a few nominees.

QB: Jeff George
WR: Randy Moss
WR: TO
RB: Lawrence Phillips

Other nominations?

32 comments

  • one more for the punk squad
    Bryan Cox, LB, Miami

  • one more for the punk squad
    Bryan Cox, LB, Miami

  • Re: one more for the punk squad
    Good one.

  • Re: one more for the punk squad
    Good one.

  • there are going to be a lot of wide receivers on that team.
    TE: Shannon Sharpe
    backup QB: Jim McMahon
    LB: Brian Bosworth
    DE: Keith Gary
    WR: Carl Pickens

  • there are going to be a lot of wide receivers on that team.
    TE: Shannon Sharpe
    backup QB: Jim McMahon
    LB: Brian Bosworth
    DE: Keith Gary
    WR: Carl Pickens

  • NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Hi Dr. Sam,
    The following comes from Dan, my boyfriend who I think is a pretty credible source on this subject.
    I hope all is well with you!! Take care. Jackie
    Hello,
    I’ll take this one step further. All-Time punk plays…..
    #1
    http://www.packers.com/news/stories/2005/01/26/1/
    Charles Martin (deceased) Charles hated the Bears and as such he
    indicated
    weeks before the game that he had his own personal “hit list” of
    players he
    was going to “take out” during the game against Chicago. True to his
    word
    Martin walked up to then Bears quarterback Jim McMahon a good 10
    seconds
    after a RUNNING PLAY and promptly, and visciously body-slammed the
    clueless
    QB. McMahon injured his shoulder during the assault and was out for the
    year, costing the Bears a shot at the Vince Lombardi trophy.
    #2
    http://www.zinkle.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n27_v222/ai_20925204/pg_2?pi=znk
    Romo goes nuts…again. During one of the most highly anticipated games
    of
    the year the Broncos Bill Romanowski first taunts the 49er’s J.J Stokes
    with
    alleged racial slurs during the first quarter of a Nationally televised
    Monday Night match-up. Midway through the second quarter Romo followed
    up
    with a disgusting display of poor sportsmanship by letting fly with a
    massive spewing of spit into the 49er receiver’s face. Caught in full
    view
    of camera and replayed throughout the night in slow motion.
    #3
    http://www.cowboysplus.com/classic/webspecials/michaelirvin/101199irvin.html
    The Philadelphia Eagles fans….After an awkward tackle late in the
    game.
    Dallas Cowboy’s All-Pro Wide receiver Michael Irvin lay motionless on
    the
    Veterans stadium turf. As Irvin lay temporarily paralized the Lunatic
    fans
    began cheering. THE ENTIRE STADIUM. Culminating in an ovation as loud
    as any
    touchdown scored that day; the crowd cheered the loudest when the
    stretcher
    was brought out onto the field to assist Irvin off the field. Irvin
    never
    again returned to be quite the same player and eventually retired the
    next
    season.

  • NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Hi Dr. Sam,
    The following comes from Dan, my boyfriend who I think is a pretty credible source on this subject.
    I hope all is well with you!! Take care. Jackie
    Hello,
    I’ll take this one step further. All-Time punk plays…..
    #1
    http://www.packers.com/news/stories/2005/01/26/1/
    Charles Martin (deceased) Charles hated the Bears and as such he
    indicated
    weeks before the game that he had his own personal “hit list” of
    players he
    was going to “take out” during the game against Chicago. True to his
    word
    Martin walked up to then Bears quarterback Jim McMahon a good 10
    seconds
    after a RUNNING PLAY and promptly, and visciously body-slammed the
    clueless
    QB. McMahon injured his shoulder during the assault and was out for the
    year, costing the Bears a shot at the Vince Lombardi trophy.
    #2
    http://www.zinkle.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n27_v222/ai_20925204/pg_2?pi=znk
    Romo goes nuts…again. During one of the most highly anticipated games
    of
    the year the Broncos Bill Romanowski first taunts the 49er’s J.J Stokes
    with
    alleged racial slurs during the first quarter of a Nationally televised
    Monday Night match-up. Midway through the second quarter Romo followed
    up
    with a disgusting display of poor sportsmanship by letting fly with a
    massive spewing of spit into the 49er receiver’s face. Caught in full
    view
    of camera and replayed throughout the night in slow motion.
    #3
    http://www.cowboysplus.com/classic/webspecials/michaelirvin/101199irvin.html
    The Philadelphia Eagles fans….After an awkward tackle late in the
    game.
    Dallas Cowboy’s All-Pro Wide receiver Michael Irvin lay motionless on
    the
    Veterans stadium turf. As Irvin lay temporarily paralized the Lunatic
    fans
    began cheering. THE ENTIRE STADIUM. Culminating in an ovation as loud
    as any
    touchdown scored that day; the crowd cheered the loudest when the
    stretcher
    was brought out onto the field to assist Irvin off the field. Irvin
    never
    again returned to be quite the same player and eventually retired the
    next
    season.

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Good nominations, all. Martin I had forgotten, but had I been the league’s discipline czar at the time I’d have suspended him until McMahon returned, PLUS a season. One of the dirtiest plays I’ve ever seen.
    And Romo was born a punk. If he were on the turf hurt like Irvin was I’D be cheering…..

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Good nominations, all. Martin I had forgotten, but had I been the league’s discipline czar at the time I’d have suspended him until McMahon returned, PLUS a season. One of the dirtiest plays I’ve ever seen.
    And Romo was born a punk. If he were on the turf hurt like Irvin was I’D be cheering…..

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    What about Jeremy Shockley, TE, Giants?

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    What about Jeremy Shockley, TE, Giants?

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Yup. A lot of these punks come from Miami, I’m noticing….

  • Re: NFL All-Time All-Punk Team
    Yup. A lot of these punks come from Miami, I’m noticing….

  • 85 Bears
    I can’t believe you forgot Jim McMahon!

  • 85 Bears
    I can’t believe you forgot Jim McMahon!

  • Re: 85 Bears
    McMahon wasn’t a punk. He was fun. Punks are poison, losers, guys who make those around them worse, cheap-shot artists.
    Now, what would be a very LONG list would be people who punk’d the Bills…. 🙂

  • Re: 85 Bears
    McMahon wasn’t a punk. He was fun. Punks are poison, losers, guys who make those around them worse, cheap-shot artists.
    Now, what would be a very LONG list would be people who punk’d the Bills…. 🙂

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Oh I’m mistaken. That would be Lyle Alzado and Bill Romonoski, two juicers who played for the Broncos.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Oh I’m mistaken. That would be Lyle Alzado and Bill Romonoski, two juicers who played for the Broncos.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Hey, nobody hates Romo worse than me. I hated his punk ass WHILE he was helping us win Super Bowls.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Hey, nobody hates Romo worse than me. I hated his punk ass WHILE he was helping us win Super Bowls.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Yea it’s always tough to have a player whose obviously on roids help you win, but it’s even worse to see them play for white trash America’s team……… the Raiders.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    Yea it’s always tough to have a player whose obviously on roids help you win, but it’s even worse to see them play for white trash America’s team……… the Raiders.

  • Re: 85 Bears
    I preferred seeing him play for the Raiders. Then I could root for one of our O-line guys to cut him in a way that snapped one of his damned legs off….

  • Re: 85 Bears
    I preferred seeing him play for the Raiders. Then I could root for one of our O-line guys to cut him in a way that snapped one of his damned legs off….

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