Trust me, #7 dramatically underestimates the risk

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sam!

  1. Sam is the world’s largest rodent!
  2. More people are killed by sam each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  3. Sam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  4. Sam has only one weakness – the colour yellow!
  5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only sam!
  6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, sam and compline!
  7. The risk of being struck by sam is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  8. Olive oil was used for washing sam in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  9. Sam is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is sam.
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12 comments

  • Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    But fun none-the-less
    Yellow is your only weakness…are you sure you didn’t add that one in?

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crystal!

    Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crystal!
    Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Crystal!
    Early thermometers were filled with Crystal instead of mercury!
    If you lick Crystal ten times, you will consume one calorie!
    Crystal was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
    A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Crystal can not.
    Crystal is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
    The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Crystal, and 400 times smaller!
    Crystal is incapable of sleep.
    Four-fifths of the surface of Crystal is covered in water.

    I am interested in
    – do tell me about
    herhimitthem

  • Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    But fun none-the-less
    Yellow is your only weakness…are you sure you didn’t add that one in?

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crystal!

    Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crystal!
    Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Crystal!
    Early thermometers were filled with Crystal instead of mercury!
    If you lick Crystal ten times, you will consume one calorie!
    Crystal was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
    A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Crystal can not.
    Crystal is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
    The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Crystal, and 400 times smaller!
    Crystal is incapable of sleep.
    Four-fifths of the surface of Crystal is covered in water.

    I am interested in
    – do tell me about
    herhimitthem

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    There are at least three of those that I ain’t going anywhere near.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    There are at least three of those that I ain’t going anywhere near.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    hummmm…..let me guess…..number six was one of those…right? Yeah…I thought so.
    It’s so hard being a vampire these days. Just because you can’t see yourself in a mirror, let alone recognize yourself, doesn’t mean that they should compare you with a chimp.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    hummmm…..let me guess…..number six was one of those…right? Yeah…I thought so.
    It’s so hard being a vampire these days. Just because you can’t see yourself in a mirror, let alone recognize yourself, doesn’t mean that they should compare you with a chimp.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    I was thinking more 1, 4, and 10.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    I was thinking more 1, 4, and 10.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    Ohhhhhhhh, I see…I was sure you were talking about the chimps…..
    Shame on them, shame on me, and only on my good days.
    Personally, I was thinking 4, 7, and 9 would be interesting choices to try to prove or disprove.

  • Re: Ummmmm, this is kind of wierd
    Ohhhhhhhh, I see…I was sure you were talking about the chimps…..
    Shame on them, shame on me, and only on my good days.
    Personally, I was thinking 4, 7, and 9 would be interesting choices to try to prove or disprove.

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