Fortune cookie writers on strike?
Went to a Chinese place the other night. Good food. Fortune cookie arrives:
Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody.
It’s … it’s … like they know me….
Went to a Chinese place the other night. Good food. Fortune cookie arrives:
Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody.
It’s … it’s … like they know me….
lullaby pit 
I have a deep distrust of fortune cookies after one gave me bad dating advice.
On a side note, that’s not a fortune. Hell, it’s not even advice. You got hosed.
I have a deep distrust of fortune cookies after one gave me bad dating advice.
On a side note, that’s not a fortune. Hell, it’s not even advice. You got hosed.
They couldn’t help but think of you when they wrote it.
They couldn’t help but think of you when they wrote it.
Ultimate Fortune of some kind or other
Wait until you get the one that says, “Something will happen.”
Ultimate Fortune of some kind or other
Wait until you get the one that says, “Something will happen.”
Re: Ultimate Fortune of some kind or other
Could be they’re worried about litigation liability issues. I mean, you’d hate to get sued because your fortune turned out to be bad advice.
Re: Ultimate Fortune of some kind or other
Could be they’re worried about litigation liability issues. I mean, you’d hate to get sued because your fortune turned out to be bad advice.
4 words….
“for entertainment purposes only” in little print should handle that….
Hey, maybe that’s another channel for mobile messaging – “lousy cookie fortunes….”
4 words….
“for entertainment purposes only” in little print should handle that….
Hey, maybe that’s another channel for mobile messaging – “lousy cookie fortunes….”