Roy Williams Needs to Drink a Nice, Tall Glass of Shut the Hell Up Juice

It’s the end of the world as we know it, apparently.

UNC hoops coach wonders: ‘How can you go any lower?’

North Carolina coach Roy Williams can’t fathom what else could go wrong for the unranked and struggling Tar Heels after Virginia handed UNC its worst home loss since 2003 on Sunday.

“How can you go any lower?” Williams asked after the game, according to The Charlotte Observer. “Be honest: How can it be any worse than it is right now?”

Tim O’Shea, head coach of Bryant University (currently 0-22 in the non-powerhouse Northeast Conference), was quoted as saying “Bitch said what? Well, I guess one way it could be worse would be if he was saddled with a pack of short, slow, uncoordinated chess team rejects like I am.”

Okay, he didn’t really say that, but I bet he thought it.

The coaches at Alcorn State (0-22), SIU Edwardsville (3-18), Marist (1-21) and Fordham (2-18) were unavailable for comment.

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