A stray thought
Know what I bet would hurt like a sonofabitch? When a vampire bites his tongue.
Jesus is coming, and he doesn’t like his undead sparkly…
Know what I bet would hurt like a sonofabitch? When a vampire bites his tongue.
Jesus is coming, and he doesn’t like his undead sparkly…
lullaby pit 
Yeah, but at least he’d be able to enjoy swallowing his own blood…