Solving America’s education problem in one easy step

It just hit me.

Teachers are underpaid, undersupported and unrespected. As a result, our educational system is in the tank. If there were a simple way of increasing everybody’s respect for teachers and boosting their pay to a level commensurate with their value, American education would very quickly be number one in the world again.

The solution: All we need to do is stop calling them teachers and start calling them coaches.

Jesus is coming and when he gets here we’re going to dump Gatorade on him.

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