When you see Ann Coulter in an interview, you can tell from the vacant, yet feral look in her eyes that she’s trying desperately to think of the most outrageous thing possible to say. She’s a two year-old who’s desperate for attention and she loves it – loves it loves it LOVES IT – when Daddy spanks her. Never mind

First Wake Forest won the ACC title in football and went to the Orange Bowl. Now it looks like Virginia is going to win the league title in hoops. Somebody want to check Weather.com and see what’s going on in Hell?

You know, if you’re this desperate for money, couldn’t you at least resort to something a little more respectable, like prostitution or peddling crack to toddlers? UPDATE: Go back to the page and have a look at the “Customers who bought items like this also bought” section. Yeah, I have no idea…

Or if she’s not, she’s at least in the “float exploratory balloon” phase. Check what just popped up on ESPN.com. Of course, it could just be a coincidence. I mean, not everything a poltician does has some kind of significant implication, right?

I’m not posing this for the express purpose of vexing sirpaulsbuddy, although I feel certain it will have that effect. No, I think this is a real question, and over the last couple of years it has struck me as one that’s increasingly valid. Conventional wisdom has always been that The Beatles were the greatest band in history. The reasons

So it’s been decided – the main event at DemoMania in 2008 will be a falls-count-anywhere US Title match between Barack “The Nature Boy” Obama and the Billion-Dollar Man, Hillary Clinton. Now, granted, the match will have been decided well before then – it may even be settled by the time Iowa Slam is over. It’s good to know these

I haven’t been posting much lately. I go through periods where I blog a lot and then I hit downtime. But with so much going on, I got to wondering why I haven’t had much to say. A recent chat with drdenny provided a clue. It really hit me yesterday, when I saw that Bush is framing Britain’s decision to

Seeker Rat climb Trash Mountain. Say to Guru Rat: my line o’ work, got to know the man I’m dealin’. How I gonna know the man? Guru Rat stare out over Trash City. Say to Seeker Rat: all there is to know about the man is what he throw out.

So, my new trashcan is missing. It was outside and had a couple heavy bags of garbage in it. Now, we had some serious wind last night – we’re in the midst of the windstorm from hell right now – so I initially thought maybe the wind got it and blew it away. But: The lid was laying five feet

The ESPN poll right now asks which has been the most disappointing college basketball team this season: Duke, LSU, UConn or Arizona. I know what they mean, but it’s not really “disappointing” if I’m enjoying the hell out of it, right?

So, how far backwards do we really have to bend to accommodate “religious freedoms”? If that looks like an attempt to provoke, well…keep reading. If you drink, some cabbies won’t drive By Keith Oppenheim CNN … About three quarters of the 900 cabbies serving the [Minneapolis] airport are Muslim, and many have been regularly refusing passengers carrying beer, wine or

Unfortunately, I had Good Morning America on this morning (until the Dish Network guys come and hook us up in the new place tomorrow I have a couple network feeds and that’s it). They come out of a break to the strains of Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind,” which used to be one of rock’s truly great songs. Then

So the big sports news today is that a former NBA player has acknowledged that he’s gay: Amaechi becomes first NBA player to come out By Chris Sheridan ESPN.com In a groundbreaking revelation that began to reverberate around the NBA on Wednesday, former player John Amaechi has become the first professional basketball player to openly identify himself as a homosexual.

Ummm, this is just bizarre, even by wacky astronaut standards: Feb. 6, 2007, 11:18AM Astronaut charged with murder attempt By MIKE SCHNEIDER Associated Press Writer © 2007 The Associated Press ORLANDO, Fla. — A jail official says a NASA astronaut is being charged with attempted first-degree murder in alleged kidnapping attempt involving a romantic rival. Lisa Marie Nowak was charged

Item 1: While waiting for a table at a restaurant this morning, my wife, sister-in-law and brother-in-law were looking at a series of photographs by Sue Norris, whom I know little about. Nice work, though – very pretty landscapes. We were noting the vividness of the colors and I made an offhand comment about how they’d certainly been Photoshopped. We