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Did President Bush believe that Harry Potter was real? It sure sounds that way.

Posted on 2009.09.28 by Bonesparkle 12 comments

Not that this should come as any surprise, but we now have confirmation that the Bush administration refused to award Harry Potter author JK Rowling the Presidential Medal of Freedom because the books “encouraged witchcraft.” For a second, let’s set aside any arguments over whether or not Rowling’s work merits such a lofty honor and do something that we simply

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we come before you today to inaugurate the new president of the United States of God…

Posted on 2008.12.18 by Bonesparkle 7 comments

Well, here’s a fine howdy-do: Rick Warren, pastor of the mother of all mega-churches, has been tapped to channel Jesus conduct a seance deliver the invocation at Barack Obama’s inauguration. Because Warren is, you know, a “moderate.” …in 2004 Warren declared that marriage, reproductive choice, and stem cell research were “non-negotiable” issues for Christian voters and has admitted that the