Okay, this is one of the weirdest stories I’ve seen all week.

For starters, does the president know that State is dogging our good friends in S.A.? This is sticky territory. The House of Saud is our friend. No, seriously. Stop laughing, I’m serious here.

I don’t know what to think. I’ve been staring at the screen all day and I STILL have 20 papers to grade by Friday. I’m going home to have a beer.