There is a God. And he just broke Ann Coulter’s face.
As one of my colleagues might put it: sweet fancy mouth-breathing Jesus!
Ann Coulter’s Jaw Wired Shut
By Brandon Barker
Nov 25th 2008 11:40AM
For the next few weeks, fans of Ann Coulter–anyone?–will have to rely on Lindsay Lohan to provide insensitive, backward-thinking sound bites.
Because of a nasty fall last month, says the New York Post’s Page Six, the 46-year-old will have her jaw wired shut.
I’m thinking of changing my middle name to “Schadenfreude.”