Happy Valentines Day: Fossil
May everyone get lots of love and jewelry today.

My girlfriend loves jewelry. Especially watches, bracelets, and anything else you can wear on the wrist. Sometimes you find stylish clumps of metal and machinery laying about the apartment.
I hope you’re sending this to Fossil
I did. They said they liked it but didn’t send me a check.
I have to show you my stack of rejection letters from publishers.