I accidentally scared the hell out of my new landlord last night
No cause for alarm…
So, your new tenants have just moved into one of your rental properties in another state. Around 8pm on Thursday you get a brief email from one of the tenants – the man, whom by now you have pegged as the less responsible one – asking:
Hi. Can you tell us where the water shutoff valve is located?
Five minutes later he follows up with this:
With the smoke alarms, do we need to verify that they’re green or is there more?
What do you make of these emails?
Here’s what my landlord replied:
These are questions that are leading me to believe there is an issue I need to be made aware of. Has something happened in the home?
What was happening was we were trying to complete the move-in checklist, which is due today, and finding the shut-off valve and checking the smoke detectors were the last two items on the list. Couldn’t find the valve and wasn’t sure about the detectors because they’re a little different from what I’m used to.
I didn’t really consider it at the time, but yeah, from her perspective those emails might have raised a red flag or two.
If I were trying to be an asshole (and wanted to get evicted three days in) I guess I could have followed up a couple minutes later with:
Sorry to bother you again, but is there a fire extinguisher here?
Damn right. Keep the rent-seeking parasite scared.