Shit Rudy Giuliani Says


Pro bozo attorney for the Trump Crime Family has said a lot of … interesting … things. Below are 11 quotes. Can you guess which are his and which aren’t?

Answers below.

1: We’ve had no domestic terrorist attacks under Bush.

2: Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.

3: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.

4: The best books… are those that tell you what you know already.

5: Truth isn’t truth.

6: The whole idea of profiling is perfectly legal and perfectly legitimate.

7: Breaking the law isn’t a crime.

8: $135,000 seems like a lot of money. It isn’t pocket change, but it’s pretty close to it at the end.

9: The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better

10: That which makes us safe makes us free.

11: A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you’re talking real money.



1: Yep – thought I’d start you with an easy one. America’s Mayor somehow forgot 9/11. Which is odd, because as former VP Joe Biden once said, “there’s only three things he [needs] to make … a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.”

Homeland Security Precrime

2: That’s Rudy, too. Compare with #10 below.

3: Not Rudy. That was Richard Nixon.

4: Not Rudy. This is from 1984.

5: Rudy, speaking with Chuck Todd.

6: Yup. Racial profiling is awesome.

7: Rudy didn’t use these words but it’s a nice paraphrase of everything he’s said in the last year or two, isn’t it?

8: Rudy on why paying off hookers and porn stars is different for Trump than it is regular people.

9: The polished language gave this one away, didn’t it? This is Orwell again.

10: Despite it’s remarkable similarity to #2, this isn’t Rudy. It’s from Minority Report. Department of Pre-Crime.

11: This was just for fun. You might have compared it to #8 and thought yeah, that sounds like Rudy Bag ‘o Donuts. But it’s actually from the late Sen. Everett Dirksen.

How many did you get?





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