I really liked Sam’s piece this morning on dog dreams. But in thinking about it, I’ve come to a disturbing conclusion. The dog is mystified by science and technology. He can’t tell the difference between what’s real and what’s imaginary. A lot of his happiness in life results from his ignorance. Sam, your dog is a Republican. Jesus is coming,

–  Okay, you know how when you’re pouring a beer and you pour it too fast and all of a sudden it starts to foam up really fast and you’re like, ohmygod, and you quickly stick your mouth in it and try to suck off the extra foam before it spills all over the place? Right. Don’t try that with