I had an idea for a sci-fi movie. Basically, it was about an alternate universe where humans evolved exactly the way we did here, except that our noses were upside down and we went extinct when somebody invented the shower.
Read moreFearless leader Sam Smith earlier today launched an extended rant about subjective scoring in Ski Jumping and Moguls skiing. While he’s certainly right, he’s also overworking the problem. All you really need is a basic formula.
Read moreJustin Bieber is back in Toronto. Now would be a great time to build that border fence the Republicans keep talking about.
Read moreA buddy just e-mailed. Says it’s 12 degrees at his place and he misses global warming. I feel his pain. For my part, I’m 4800 miles from London. I miss Pangea.
Read moreCan somebody ‘splain to me why I’m not seeing any news stories about how the government is looking to deport Justin Bieber?
Read moreIt just hit me. Teachers are underpaid, undersupported and unrespected. As a result, our educational system is in the tank. If there were a simple way of increasing everybody’s respect for teachers and boosting their pay to a level commensurate with their value, American education would very quickly be number one in the world again. The solution:
Read moreVideo: Dennis Rodman sings “Happy Birthday” to Kim Jong-Un Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Happy Birthday, Supreme Leader.
Read moreI hope Auburn wins. I know how much it will mean to everyone in Alabama. #RollEagle
Read moreApparently a media personality is being forced to apologize for allegedly “insulting” Mitt Romney’s adoptive black grandchild. Here’s the photo that launched a thousand outrages: No, wait. That’s not it. Ah, here it is:
Read moreI have a great idea for a wearable technology app. What if you had a little mobile device you could wear around your wrist, kind of like a bracelet. And it had an app that would tell you what time it was? You could maybe have advanced functionality that would give you the date.
Read moreI hope when Sepp Blatter retires from FIFA he takes over as head of the IOC. I can’t wait to see the Winter Olympics in Dubai.
Read moreIt is absolutely true that all of us look better in some kinds of clothes than others. Some clothing flatters, other clothing emphasizes our weaker features, and so on. And we all want to look good. It is also true that we all think things in our heads that we shouldn’t say out loud. Especially if we run businesses that
Read moreAs explained to me by my 14 year-old daughter, Chloe. So, the St. Louis Rams had their star QB Sam Bradford, who is majorly hot, go down for the season with a knee injury? And word is Tim Tebow was thinking here was his chance – an NFL team needs a quarterback and he’s an NFL quarterback? But the Rams
Read moreI really liked Sam’s piece this morning on dog dreams. But in thinking about it, I’ve come to a disturbing conclusion. The dog is mystified by science and technology. He can’t tell the difference between what’s real and what’s imaginary. A lot of his happiness in life results from his ignorance. Sam, your dog is a Republican. Jesus is coming,
Read moreKnow what I bet would hurt like a sonofabitch? When a vampire bites his tongue. Jesus is coming, and he doesn’t like his undead sparkly…
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