Saturday Video Roundup: Child safety expert and former pedophile offers advice on making kids less attractive to predators Posted on 2009.09.26 by winterSmith 2 comments Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like Loading... Related tagged with humor, onion news network, pedophilia, satire, The Onion Funny
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“ex-pedophile”? really?
is that like being an “ex-alcoholic”?
We could also drop him in the middle of the Pacific. That would make me feel safer.