Saturday Video Roundup: Child safety expert and former pedophile offers advice on making kids less attractive to predators Posted on 2009.09.26 by winterSmith 2 comments Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like Loading... Related tagged with humor, onion news network, pedophilia, satire, The Onion Funny
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“ex-pedophile”? really?
is that like being an “ex-alcoholic”?
We could also drop him in the middle of the Pacific. That would make me feel safer.