Charlotte should secede from North Carolina
PayPal, the NBA and Bruce Springsteen are well-intentioned, but they’re punishing the wrong people. I have a solution.
By now you know all about North Carolina’s appalling HB2 – “the bathroom law” – which seeks to keep transgendered people out of the wrong restroom even though in all of history they have committed fewer crimes in bathrooms than Republican legislators. Just saying.
And you probably noted that just the other day Bruce Springsteen canceled his upcoming show in Greensboro because he cannot and will not contribute to a state so consumed by ignorant, reactionary hate spew. This legislation is, as Little Steven put it, an “evil virus.”
The most interesting part of the story, from where I sit, is the part nobody is talking about. Prior to The Boss backing out of the GSO show, the most high-profile #boycottNC moments were PayPal’s decision to nix a planned facility in Charlotte and the NBA’s threat to “monitor” the situation (the 2017 All-Star Game is set for the Queen City).
The problem? They’re punishing the wrong people. See, Charlotte isn’t responsible for HB2. HB2 was passed in a special session called specifically to override an anti-discrimination ordinance passed by the Charlotte city council.
So, to summarize:
- Charlotte passes law to protect transgender citizens.
- Hillbillies from rest of state pass law to keep Charlotte from doing the right thing.
- World bitch-slaps Charlotte.
- Then, insult to injury, Bruce piles on Greensboro. NC is like a lot of red states in that its cities are quite progressive. In 2012, for instance, Guilford County (where Greensboro is located) voted heavily Democrat.
Talk about blaming the victim.
There’s a sensible solution that makes everybody happy, though: Charlotte needs to secede from
Dogpatch North Carolina. Greensboro, too, and Winston-Salem, and Raleigh and Durham and Chapel Hill.
Maybe the old gerrymandered Congressional District 12 map can help them in drawing up the boundaries…