Profiles in Courage, pt. deux

Florida school shooting: Trump says ‘I would have run in unarmed.’ Also, he could throw a football over them mountains.

Wait. Did I say that out loud?

Billionaire fraudster files for bankruptcy? Three more times and he gets to be president!

NY Post buries the lede. The real story here is that a Trump apparently paid a vendor.

Breaking: Moon to get first mobile phone network. AT&T already has its customer service there, doesn’t it?

United States-led 2026 World Cup bid in jeopardy to Morocco’s – sources. Quick – grab another suitcase full of cash.