Biden vs Trump to main event Hell in a Cell 2020


Prankster Joe vs President Bone Spurs? Yes, please.

I’d pay good money to see this.

Septuagenarian smackdown? Trump, Biden trade fighting words

By Associated Press March 22 at 9:37 AM

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden are in a rhetorical smackdown over who could clean the other’s clock in a brawl.

Trump, reacting to comments Biden made about him earlier in the week at an anti-sexual assault rally, tweeted Thursday: “Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”

At the University of Miami on Tuesday, Biden cited lewd comments the Republican president made in a 2005 “Access Hollywood” tape about grabbing women without their permission.

“If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” said Biden, a Democrat. He also said any man who disrespected women was “usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

Biden, 75, made similar comments in the closing days of the 2016 campaign. He has kept open the possibility of a 2020 bid for president and is gearing up to play a big role campaigning for Democrats running in this year’s midterm elections.

I’m not sure a cage match wouldn’t be at least as good a system for electing leaders than what we saw in 2016. I mean, I guess you could bring in Crazy Vlad Putin as a guest ref and see what happened.

Regardless, if he were actually face to face with Biden (or anyone else) I can’t imagine Donnie Bone Spurs doing anything other than running. Well, okay – wetting himself, then running.

Decision 2020, coming soon to Pay Per View…



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