Also – Budweiser’s secret ingredient!

Shutdown of funeral home that also ran body brokerage roils town. And the town’s undertaker is also head of the assassin’s guild.

Suspicious package reports surge after deadly Texas parcel bombs. I wonder if the culprit will turn out to be a pissed off white guy who listens to FOX News.

Monsanto’s weedkiller is contaminating popular wines and beers. Budweiser files for restraining order to protect secret recipe ingredients.

Your Complete Guide to Russia’s 2018 Presidential Election. This ought to be the shortest election guide in history.