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She didn’t just get the earring and pull it out of my ear. She pulled the wire through my ear.
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Bill Belichick was a known cheater. This matters.
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I haven’t gotten here because I’m an ideologue.
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Three core values inform everything I believe.
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Three core values inform everything I believe.
Read moreWhat I Believe, Part I: How I Got Here
At every turn, new and challenging ideas confronted me, and I argued with every single one of them.
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I feel like I’ve earned the right to say a few words on my way out the door.
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I’m a big fan of thoughtfulness, but aren’t some questions pretty obvious?
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Check out these kids, all in their 20s.
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Jefferson enslaved hundreds and supported free speech to stabilize elite rule.
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In order to get a job, you have to pay for software that makes your resume worse.
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