Angel Reece vs Jill Biden: the First Lady Fucked Up
Let’s be honest: Dr. Biden fucked up.
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Conference Realignment? How About a Southern Ivy League?
College football realignment blah blah blah. What if we formed a “Southern Ivy League”?
Read moreHey Look – More Goodell Bullshit!
I’ll repeat the question I asked back in June: Mr. Commissioner, which team will Kaepernick be playing for this fall?
Read moreCincinnati Play-By-Play Announcer and Known Man of Faith Victimized By Probability
What are the odds, really? I mean, you do something so out of character you’ve never done it before, and that one time in your entire fucking life there just happens to be someone recording.
Read moreNFL’s Late-Arriving Protesters Only Get Partial Credit
All of a sudden protesting racism by promising to kneel during the national anthem is a thing in the NFL.
Read moreThis is a Huge Moment in History. Here’s Why I’m Still Cynical.
Updated 2020-6-7 12:45pm The NFL is talking the talk. Now for the walk… What a week this has been. I’m wondering if, when historians look back, they’ll regard this as being the most significant moment of the era in which we have lived. But I’ve greeted it with a degree of cynicism, sarcasm, and snark.
Read moreCommissioner Goodell – One Quick Question
I’m glad you said this, Commish. Respect. One last question, sir – who will Colin Kaepernick be playing for this season?
Read moreTake a Knee, Drew
Brees doesn’t get it. And Malcolm Jenkins is a hero. First Drew Brees makes clear he has no idea what he’s talking about by pretending Colin Kaepernick’s protest had something to do with “the flag.” Then people landed on him – hard – most notably his teammate Malcolm Jenkins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljO-TXjk3-Y
Read moreAstros Unveil New Logo
Houston Astros Executive VP of Brand Dewey Cheatham explained that the updated design leverages the club’s historical identity while updating the iconic star to better reflect their more recent World Series legacy. Cheatham expects the new brand identity to accompany the team from 2020 through the end of time.
Read moreWait. Michael Jordan Did WHAT?!
Ramona Shelburne’s story on how the much-hyped documentary series on the Chicago Bulls’ final championship season got made (after so many years) is fascinating stuff. But one thing really jumped off the page at me. Apparently a lot of people wanted to make a doc through the years. Andy Thompson had somehow gotten permission to shoot hundreds of hours of
Read moreWill somebody PLEASE teach Brad Nessler how to pronounce “Tagovailoa”?
It’s disrespectful, it’s lazy, it’s unprofessional, and it may even be a bit racist.
Read moreKumar Rocker destroys Duke and I nearly die laughing
In which I share a funny moment with myself.
Read moreNFL’s “most hated players ever”: is “hate” code for racism?
Many of the league’s “most hated players” have committed no crime worse than being black.
Read moreSick of the NFL’s racist behavior? Here are 7 things you can do.
It isn’t just the fake God & Country crowd that’s pissed. And they shouldn’t be the only ones raising hell.
Read moreWhite privilege and the NFL: take a knee, Aaron Rodgers
I’m looking at you Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Philip Rivers, Drew Brees, Carson Wentz, Rob Gronkowski, Luke Kuechly and Matt Ryan. If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel. – U2 I’m going to show you some pictures. Tell me if you notice anything about them (other than “they’re football players and they’re kneeling”). Okay, now a couple
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