I’m heading out for a friend’s all-day bachelor party event here in a few minutes. Back when I was DJing I did a lot of wedding receptions, and I always made sure to play three songs. Somehow, I never got punched once. So in honor of my buddy’s upcoming nuptials, here’s a matrimonial threefer.

First, I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll.

Next, I wanna kiss the bride.

Finally – well, you saw this coming a mile away, huh?

Best of luck to my boy Ryan, and Happy Saturday, yo.