Also – Budweiser’s secret ingredient! Shutdown of funeral home that also ran body brokerage roils town. And the town’s undertaker is also head of the assassin’s guild. Suspicious package reports surge after deadly Texas parcel bombs. I wonder if the culprit will turn out to be a pissed off white guy who listens to FOX News.

Coming soon: Garanimals, by Armani About PornStarGate: Sanders is trying to explain: “There was no agreement and Stormy Daniels is in breach of it.” — David Frum (@davidfrum) March 7, 2018x _____ Ed Hochuli, who joined NFL in 1990, retiring as referee. His son will take his place. Oh good. The Divine Right of Zebras. _____ _____ “I made the decision

Stiff, transparent fucknozzles for everyone! Jared Kushner has ‘got to go’ if reports about his role in Qatar blockade true: Leading Democrat. Yes. Specifically he has got to go to jail. Stephen Hawking Claims To Know What Happened Before The Big Bang. This is what I’ve been saying for years. Washington set to become next state to ban anti-gay conversion

Profiles in Courage, pt. deux Florida school shooting: Trump says ‘I would have run in unarmed.’ Also, he could throw a football over them mountains.

Going to try something, inspired by S&R co-founder Mike Sheehan’s late great Nota Bene feature. Trump: Florida school officer “didn’t have the courage.” And if there’s anything Cadet Bonespurs knows about, it’s courage. Mike Pence won’t be alone in a room with a woman. Because if he was he’d grab ’em by the pussy. Or … something else… Scientists have created human-sheep hybrids.