Consumer experts tell you how to avoid Black Friday crush
Seasoned shoppers share the big secret to not getting trampled by door-buster madness.
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John McCain can’t stop talking hypocritical shit about Trump
More talk-it-don’t-walk-it BS from the Kneepads & Chapstick Express… The talk: “That has never been truer than today, when Congress must govern with a president who has no experience of public office, is often poorly informed and can be impulsive in his speech and conduct,” McCain continued. “We must respect his authority and constitutional responsibilities. We must, where we can,
Read moreIt’s the end of the world as we know it: Ronald Reagan to be inducted into the Labor Hall of Fame
It’s the what the fuckiest what the fuck of a very what the fucky year so far. What the fuck can possibly be next? File this under “I” for “I couldn’t make this shit up in a million years.” Ronald Reagan to be inducted in US Labor Hall of Honor SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Former President Ronald Reagan, a one-time
Read moreWhite man executed for killing black man
And it happened in the South, even… Odd this isn’t bigger news, huh? Which is odd. I mean, if ever there were a man bites dog story… Maybe the press doesn’t want to fan the flames of divisiveness. Or something. For First Time Since 1970s, White Man Executed for Racial Killings in Florida Mark James Asay, 53, was executed Thursday for
Read moreArab world cutting ties with Qatar: FIFA’s four-point plan
What should FIFA do now that the Arab world has had enough of Qatar’s bullshit? Double down, baby! A number of Arab countries including Saudi Arabia and Egypt have cut diplomatic ties with Qatar, accusing it of destabilising the region. They say Qatar backs militant groups including so-called Islamic State (IS) and al-Qaeda, which Qatar denies. The Saudi state news agency
Read moreKathy Griffin badly miscalculated. Or did she? Enquiring minds want to know…
What did Griffin think was going to happen? Kathy seems to have gone Fukushima on us. She lost her CNN gig and an endorsement deal for some kind of potty product (that she even had such a deal by itself tells you how far down the celebrity pecking order she was to start with), among other things. Comedian Kathy Griffin
Read moreS&R’s 2017 Word of the Year: “re-accommodation”
Is it too early to name something the ______ of the Year? Heck no. Let’s call it. You probably saw where United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz lamented the need to “re-accommodate” that uncooperative passenger. What a word, that: “re-accommodation.” It doesn’t just apply to airlines – it’s application is nearly limitless. Every night in bars across America bouncers re-accommodate unruly guests.
Read moreThe Ploughman: a modern business fable
No one likes to be thought a fool. Farmer Moran needed a new workhorse, so he went to the local auction. There he spotted a strong, lean stallion he thought would be fine. He asked the owner about the horse, but the owner advised him against it. “This is Lightning,” he said. “Lightning is a thoroughbred. What you want is a draught horse.”
Read moreDid Obama wiretap Trump? Here are the four things you need to know
President Donald wants his lapdog Congress to investigate Obama for Watergating him. Is the former president guilty? It could be true. Obama and the NSA eavesdropped on everyone – you included – so why should Donald be immune. It’s perfectly likely that there are recordings and transcripts of everything Der Orangeführer has said for the past decade. But. Did Obama and Co.
Read moreDid ANYBODY in the Libertarian Party graduate from high school?
The GOP and the Dems don’t have the market on staggering stupidity cornered. Check out the Libertarians. Jesus Pole-dancing Christ. How are you not prepared for a question you know is coming? You might remember earlier this week when Libertarian candidate for Leader of the Free World® Gary Johnson didn’t know what “Aleppo” was. “What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on
Read moreUsain Bolt meme reminds us: celebrate AFTER the race, dumbass
If you haven’t seen it, there’s this wonderful photo going around of Usain Bolt looking back on his pursuers in (I think) last night’s 100m final. Which he won. Easily.
Read moreHypocrisy Watch: FOX reporter cares deeply about the liberty of those who agree with him
Donald Trump, Kim Davis and Cook Out: because the Constitution guarantees redeemed sinners the right to fast food. First, the headline: ‘Hell No!’ Cashier refuses to serve Trump backers Shannon Riggs and her cousins were famished after attending a Donald Trump rally last week in Richmond, Va., so they decided to drop by Cook Out – a regional restaurant chain known for
Read moreGOP: a headlong race to the bottom of a bottomless well
Last night a topic in the GOP debate was how big Donald Trump’s dick is. (The over/under line in Vegas is 1½ inches. Erect.) Normally this is where somebody says something like “wow, they’ve really hit rock bottom this time” or “damn it can’t get any worse than that.” But this is the modern Republican Party. Of course it can get worse,
Read moreA brief note for critics of Bernie’s economic plan
Dear everybody freaking out because some people think the Bernie Sanders economic plan can’t pay for itself. Three things: 1) You can’t work with recent historical data as your assumption because the Sanders approach throws it out and works off different assumptions entirely. 2) Okay, okay. That’s true but I don’t have the time to explain why in detail. So let’s go
Read moreMartin Shkreli is right about Congress. But…
PharmaDudeBro Martin Shrkeli appeared before Congress today and pretty much took the 5th on everything other than spelling his name. Afterward, he did drop this tweet us, though: He’s certainly right about this. However:
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