TunesDay: Bohemian Rhapsody (ridiculous2sublime and back again)
Today we celebrate one of the greatest, and most improbable, moments in the history of rock. Let’s begin with the Mnozil Brass:
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In racist technology wars, HP closes on Veridian Dynamics
In Episode 4 of Better off Ted (a fantastic show that you really need to tune into now before it, like so many other shows that make the mistake of being intelligent, gets axed), Veridian Dynamics encounters a small problem. It has installed new motion sensors in the building that turn the lights on and off as employees enter and
Read moreBreaking news: terror suspect aided by sharp-dressed man
Nothing good is going to come of this. Flight 253 passenger: Sharp-dressed man aided terror suspect Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab onto plane without passport (MLive.com exclusive) By Sheena Harrison | MLive.com December 26, 2009, 2:22PM According to witnesses, the suspect had a long beard and was driving a red 1937 Chevrolet coupe. Police forensic artists have released the following sketch:
Read moreSaturday Video Roundup: America, in 4:51
Happy Final Big Shopping Day Before Xmus. Our friend Lee Camp lays the nard-stomp on American culture, and we’re okay with it.
Read moreSaturday Video Roundup: Is there life after Oprah?
Our friend Lee Camp asks the hard questions.
Read moreYour Friday weirdity: why Koreans shouldn’t be allowed to play baseball
What. The. Fuck.
Read moreGoddamned Denver Marathon organizers design the greatest mousetrap in goddamned traffic history
You know how every once in awhile somebody will plow a car into a crowd of people? I think I now understand why. Every Sunday morning we go to brunch in Denver. There are lots of great spots and we sort of rotate between them. Today we were going to see if we could get into the new Snooze location
Read moreSaturday Video Roundup: a little shout-out to our friends in the agency world
You know who you are. And…
Read moreSaturday Video Roundup: Child safety expert and former pedophile offers advice on making kids less attractive to predators
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
Read moreLittle boy heroically shoots, mutilates burglar
God Bless America! Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
Read morePlease join with Scholars & Rogues as we take the anti-socialism pledge
We’re not sure who wrote this, but we sure do respect their courage in standing up to the Red Menace. Please print out the following, sign it, and return it to us as soon as possible: I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to
Read moreSo easy a cave man can do it…
Just because….
Read moreObama: swine flu is Dubya’s fault
Yup.
Read moreProof that Socialists have infiltrated Congress: “I have in my hand a list…”
Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-AL) likes the fact that Barack Obama is a better listener than Dubya, but says “Some of the men and women I work with in Congress are socialists.” Asked to clarify his comments after the breakfast speech at the Trussville Civic Center, Bachus said 17 members of the U.S. House are socialists. Not 16, not 18. 17.
Read moreJon Stewart, Jim Cramer and the rampaging cowards of journalism
First, just in case you haven’t seen it, please review the video (in three parts). The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Pt. 1 Daily Show Full Episodes Important Things w/ Demetri Martin Political Humor Jim Cramer
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