Coming soon: Garanimals, by Armani About PornStarGate: Sanders is trying to explain: “There was no agreement and Stormy Daniels is in breach of it.” — David Frum (@davidfrum) March 7, 2018x _____ Ed Hochuli, who joined NFL in 1990, retiring as referee. His son will take his place. Oh good. The Divine Right of Zebras. _____ _____ “I made the decision
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This is one of the hardest music questions I’ve ever been asked. A few weeks ago my girlfriend asked me this one. And I thought – what a hateful question. Seriously – three? With some effort I might be able to get it down to ten or fifteen. But it was a music question. So I thought. And pondered. And listened
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Varsity Lake – University of Colorado
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The facts are clear: freedom has nothing to do with America’s narrow conception of “free speech.” According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics: U.S. residents experienced an average of 250,000 hate crime victimizations each year from 2004 to 2015. There was no statistically significant change in the annual rate of violent hate crime victimization from 2004 to 2015 (about 0.7
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UPDATE – 12:53 pm MST: Dolphins owner Stephen Ross now says he won’t make players stand for the anthem. Ross’ comments Tuesday in a statement released by the Dolphins came after the New York Daily News reported that he said all of the team’s players will stand for the anthem in 2018. Ross was in New York on Monday to be
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Stiff, transparent fucknozzles for everyone! Jared Kushner has ‘got to go’ if reports about his role in Qatar blockade true: Leading Democrat. Yes. Specifically he has got to go to jail. Stephen Hawking Claims To Know What Happened Before The Big Bang. This is what I’ve been saying for years. Washington set to become next state to ban anti-gay conversion
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The Trump Doctrine is in full flight this morning. President Don says he’s gonna lay the steel tariff smack down on China. Funny thing, though: However, he now says he might exempt Canada and Mexico from the tariffs. The Trump Doctrine: Imagine a problem that doesn’t exist. Use it to piss off everybody. Then propose a “solution” that wouldn’t work
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It’s a swirly, dreamy morning. Space Team Electra – swaddled in cotton candy, drifting through space. Lush – please come back. It’s dreamtime. Happy Saturday.
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Profiles in Courage, pt. deux Florida school shooting: Trump says ‘I would have run in unarmed.’ Also, he could throw a football over them mountains.
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There are two versions of this one. Which do you prefer? (Or do you hate them both?) 🙂
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Going to try something, inspired by S&R co-founder Mike Sheehan’s late great Nota Bene feature. Trump: Florida school officer “didn’t have the courage.” And if there’s anything Cadet Bonespurs knows about, it’s courage. Mike Pence won’t be alone in a room with a woman. Because if he was he’d grab ’em by the pussy. Or … something else… Scientists have created human-sheep hybrids.
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It isn’t just NRA money. Congressional Republicans don’t act because their families aren’t at risk. Did you see this? ‘WTF’: Twitter furious as Florida lawmakers declare porn a ‘health risk’ but block assault rifle ban The vote comes less than a week after the devastating shooting at a Parkland, Florida high school left 17 people dead Less than a week
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Bleib ruhig und mach weiter…
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The Delonas cartoon isn’t journalism. It’s the opposite of journalism. People who green-light overtly racist stereotyping may not be suited for important editorial positions. So, the Albuquerque Journal has apologized. Kinda. I’ve been known for wicked sarcasm and mockery, for double-reverse satire and out and out provocation. I’m used to being misunderstood and have long known better than to calibrate my
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Perhaps the iconic trickster Coyote is a symbol for the frustrations of the smart person in a stupid world.
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lullaby pit 