Have you seen the latest Subway ad? If not: So, if I were in charge of Subway’s advertising here in the post-Jared world, I might have done things a bit differently. 1: There would be, no how no way, no conversations taking place in HR.
Read moreBy now I’m sure you know that the US is preparing to invade Texas. All kinds of self-medicating gongbats concerned sovereign citizens have dissected Washington’s nefarious scheme and they stand ready to defend The Republic from … Okay, here’s where I need some help. I’ve been studying a map of the US, and I even consulted Wikipedia. Best I can tell,
Read moreIndiana Governor Mike Pence wants to “fix” the state’s controversial new law. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence aggressively defended Indiana’s religious freedom law Tuesday but said he wants a bill on his desk by week’s end “making it clear the law does not allow businesses the right to deny services to anyone.” “This law does not give anyone the right to discriminate,”
Read more“…he is ‘seeking guidance on how I can learn from this and make sure it never happens again‘.” Here’s some guidance: DON’T SING RACIST SONGS ANYMORE YOU FUCKNOZZLE. It’s. Just. Not. That. Hard. Jesus is coming, and he’d Sooner live in hell than Oklahoma.
Read moreNo, seriously. 391 members of the American Political Science Association’s Presidents & Executive Politics section, the premier organization of experts of the American presidency, were invited to complete the online survey, which was administered by Brandon Rottinghaus of the University of Houston and Justin S. Vaughn of Boise State University. Obama ranked 18th overall in the final tally.
Read moreI know, the James Dolan story is so last week. But I’ve been busy working on sermons for revival season and haven’t had a chance to get to it yet. I don’t have anything deeply penetrating to add. Still, I just wanted to highlight a point. To summarize: A New York Knick fan who’s had enough – which describes most Knicks
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Wow. Sen. Thom Tillis (R-E. Coli) really stepped in it this time, didn’t he? In case you’ve been off-planet, The formerly pro-business GOPper opined the other day that restaurants shouldn’t have to force employees to wash their hands after visiting the rest room. Just have them put a sign saying that they don’t require it and let the market decide.
Read moreAmerica has gotten to the point where anytime I say something intelligent, I feel like I’m trolling. Jesus is coming, and he’s bringing a sock puppet….
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Perhaps you heard: CVS has announced that it will stop selling cigarettes. I know what you’re thinking – this is awesome! But before we all break out the kneepads and chapstick, let’s ask ourselves a question: why the fuck was a HEALTHCARE COMPANY selling GODDAMNED CIGARETTES in the first place?! Here’s a fun question. How many people who bought cigarettes at CVS are
Read moreI saw this meme on Facebook, extolling the importance of voting. But then I thought, hey, wait. What if you crop out the top and bottom?
Read moreThe bad news is that we’re hurtling toward the abyss. The good news is that we’re not hurtling toward the abyss any faster than we were! McConnell crushes Tea Party challenger Sen. Mitch McConnell decisively shut down a primary challenge to his 30-year tenure as the Republican choice for Senate in Kentucky.
Read moreWhere there’s smoke, there’s a troll with a smoke machine.
Read moreChris Christie tells New Jersey residents to go see how they like marijuana-baked Colorado. Then this poll comes out. Item: A few days ago NJ Governor Chris Christie broke bad on Colorado. Christie…questioned the “quality of life” in Colorado, questioning why people would want to live in a state where “there’s head shops popping up on every corner and people
Read moreHe meant that The Negro would be better off as a slave in the progressive way. What the hell is wrong with you people?
Read moreIf multi-billion dollar football enterprise is forced to compensate players it will be the end of life as we know it. Did you catch NCAA Czar Mark Emmert talking with Greg Gumbel? Really fun stuff. Here’s the money shot: Would going to unionization mean no more NCAA? It’s entirely possible. Emmert said if student-athletes essentially became paid employees of universities
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